I saw this post on my friends blog. She asked her kids the same questions and they were pretty funny answers
What is something mom always says to you?
Ryley: She Loves you
Max: Show something to me
Reality: Stop pouting. Leave Mikey alone. I love you.
What makes mom happy?
Ryley: Flowers and her kids
Max: When I don't cry
Reality: The kids do make me happy, but at the same time I swear they are out to get me!
What makes mom sad?
Ryley: When we don't listen to you.
Max: When the car batteries don't work we fixed it at Costco
Reality: Max is referring to earlier this week at Costco the car alarm would not go off and we couldn't drive home. It was hot and I was frustrated. When I started crying Max knew it was serious and said, "Don't Cry!"
I think the thing that makes me the most sad is when the kids are hurt.
How does your mom make you laugh?
Ryley: Tickling me under my armpits.
Max: Tickling me
Reality: Tickling huh? I thought it would be my bad dancing or made up songs I sing?
What was your mom like as a child?
Ryley: No computers, no TV's I don't know
Max: Liked to play
Reality: I Loved TV cartoons, Strawberry Shortcake, Care Bears. I loved to play dolls. I need to inform Ryley that I did have a TV I am not that old!
How old is your mom?
Ryley: she is probably a super old number
Max: I don't know
Reality: What is Ryley going to think of me when she is 16? I am going to look like I am 100 to her.
How tall is your mom?
Ryley: I don't know
Max: Holds his hands out really tall "Like this tall"
Reality: I always said 5ft 11 but Ben says 6 ft. I must admit was a hard number for me to accept. I am a tall girl!
What is your mom’s favorite thing to do?
Ryley: Have a Break
Max: Cook something and make cookies
Reality: Getting to bed early.
What does your mom do when you’re not around?
Ryley: Shops
Max: you stay with Daddy
Reality: It is amazing the things I can get done when I am alone. It is possible to get in and out of a store in less than 10 minutes!
If your mom becomes famous, what will it be for?
Ryley: cooking
Max: Doesn't know what famous is.
Reality: Hard question! I hope to never be famous.
What is your mom really good at?
Ryley: helping me
Max: Good at exercising
Reality: Eating and I wish the exercising thing was true. I really am not a fan of exercising!
What is your mom not very good at?
Ryley: Swimming
Max: Not good at Man Stuff!
Reality: Lots of stuff. But for the most part I am pretty perfect.
What does your mom do for her job?
Ryley: Make Papers.
Max: Cook make cookies and cakes.
Reality: Under paid and over worked
What is your mom’s favorite food?
Ryley: Dark chocolate
Max: Salad
Reality: Cookies all cookies never had a cookie I didn't like!
What makes you proud of your mom?
Ryley: That she takes care of me
Max: Proud to play the Wii!
Reality: I didn’t know my kids were even aware of my existence outside of feeding them.
If your mom were a cartoon character, who would she be?
Ryley: Cinderella
Max: Princess Sleeping Beauty
Reality: I do feel like Cinderella sometimes. I think my kids play the role of Lucifer the cat by making messes for me to clean up!
What do you and your mom do together?
Ryley: Get our toes painted
Max: Help you and watch the news
Reality: I clean their mess they love me it works.
How are you and your mom the same?
Ryley: We have the same hair
Max: We help and we match
Reality: Last name
How are you and your mom different?
Ryley: I like bugs she doesn't.
Max: We have different Birthdays
Reality: I love bedtime. The kids not so much.
How do you know your mom loves you?
Ryley: She says so.
Max:You like hugs
Reality: I tell them all the time. Does doing the laundry show love?
What does your mom like most about your dad?
Ryley: Snuggling with him
Max: That he caught a fish
Reality: I have the best husband. I love everything about him.
Where is your mom’s favorite place to go?
Ryley: Home
Max: Smith's (the grocery store)
Reality: At the current state of our family my favorite place to go is probably Disneyland. Without the kids I would be happy to go anywhere with Ben but that is not going to happen for awhile.
I am going to tagg Stacia's kids! Anyone else that can make their kids sit through an interview and get answers to make some sense.
